i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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