have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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