So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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