You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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