He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
well you can't waste a boner
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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