That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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