adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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