We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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