Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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