why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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