Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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