some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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