but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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