Heybabeimwearingurpanties
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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