Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
