It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Someone shattered a urinal.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I could fuck to npr.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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