do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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