Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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