I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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