So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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