I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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