I hate your face
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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