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can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Girls should come with a carfax report
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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