i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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