Will you blow on my dice?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
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