Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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