Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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