My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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