I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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