I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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