normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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