The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
