His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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