That's intense
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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