Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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