nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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