I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
