I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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