dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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