So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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