Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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