I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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