If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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