I heard we made out
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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