Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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