Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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