I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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