Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i came on her dog
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
So apparently I’m into choking now
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