the new term for farting is butt boxing.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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