Dual....:-)
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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