How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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