Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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